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[J Dogg]

After doing all this jaw surgery stuff, I have come up with the a new diet idea: the "no chew diet", or as Newt wants to call it, the "eschew chew" diet. The rules are very simple: eat anything you want, as long as you don't chew. This diet works in two ways: 1) because you don't chew, your digestive system can't work as efficently, and thus, you won't be able to get all the nutrients out of the food, and 2) the food choices available to non-chewers is limited, so people will eventually eat less anyway. All I need to do is find a doctor to endorse me, and I'll be on my way to becoming super rich!

[away24]

you'll start having problems when people start dying from choking on their "eschew chew" diet.
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[purrp1ehaze]

nice trendy name for a diet fad...
well when people choke and die, you can hire me.